Pair of Female Boobs Better At Hypnosis Than Most Hypnotists


I am back after my marathon running on Sunday and will be writing about that later this week when I have all my official photos… For today, here is something I never thought I’d say on my blog… I think a large pair of boobs (female breasts) are better than most hypnotists at taking people into hypnosis… Or into any other kind of trance-like state for that matter.

I sincerely reckon that if you put a large pair of female breats with a cleavage you could ski down in front of any man (and surely many women too) they’d develop a state of hypnosis far better and more effectively than most hypnotists I encounter…. Let me explain…

Boob hypnosis
I have spent the past few minutes thinking of some way to humourously add the term ‘boobnosis’ to my serious blog entry today, but have failed, if anyone reading this comes up with something, please post a comment here on this blog, it’ll be greatly appreciated… Ok, on to pressing matters then… Ahem…

Where to begin with this train of thought? Well, there are several evolutionary explanations for men’s visual intoxication with breasts.

Michael Lynn is a professor of consumer behaviour and marketing at the Cornell University School of Hotel Administration, (that is one heckity heck of a long title Michael has there, eh?)… In addition to this long title and prominent academic position, Michael is also (maybe) the most eminent researcher on tipping behaviour and trends (well, he is pretty much the only researcher I could find with research on boobs and tipping in the short time since I decided to write this today).

He has researched and examined a range of differing variables that affect the size of tips left by people in restaurants, cafés and hotels etc. In a recent study published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior, Professor Lynn found a positive correlation between the breast size of waitresses and the size of their tips… We could be on to something here…

His data and results suggests that bigger is always better… Well, when it comes to tipping behaviour anyway! Hmmm… So there may be something hypnotic going on here, eh?

Personally, I don’t think its just men. The female form finds it’s way on to the front cover of mens and womens magazines… If you show nude photos to women while and track their eye movements, they look at breasts too. Asked about this, females report they were looking mostly by way of comparison.

So perhaps the Western world is flled with nations hooked on bosoms and bigger ones appear to be better ones… Or as I’d prefer to say, bigger ones seem to be more hypnosis-inducing.

Without even thinking about researching the number of breast augmentations that happen each year, I am guessing there are lots more taking place than ever before… Then there’s the breast look-alikes used to catch the buyer’s eye in advertisements going back to the 50′s. By “look-alikes” I mean any set of bilateral, symmetrical hemispheres. This would include the round, side-by-side dials on everything from washing machines to dashboards… Can you think of any other examples of breast-like imagery in advertising? Please do share it with me… Maybe someone could create a boob-shaped pendulum for poorly trained hypnotists to swing in front of their clients? I may have to get that idea of to the patent office…

Some recent research suggests that men who enjoy looking at breasts live longer. You have to wonder about how serious the investigators were but here again, it makes sense to me. I know I feel a lift, a very definite positive sensation, when I spot a pair… Is that going to get me into trouble?

During the reign of Charles I, we are led to believe that fashionable women dressed with their naked breasts on display and that those Champagne glass’s that you used to use before flutes became fashionable was modeled upon Marie Antoinette’s breast.

So here you have two simple fatty deposits that nevertheless can be counted upon to bring great joy. When Janet Jackson or Judy Finnegan had their on-air wardrobe malfunctions, people all across the country started to go crazy in response. Yet in France, Italy and Spain, families gathered around their TV set’s watching topless contestants competing on game shows, and thought nothing of going topless on the beach… While us Brits used to get scared of rolling up a trouser leg.

But you want to know how crazy? I was watching one of those doctor shows about turning a man into a woman. So they show this guy bare-chested just before his breast augmentation. The surgeon draws circles around his nipples to suss out just where the saline pouches should be inserted. The procedure proceeds and you see lots of bloody close-ups. Finally, it’s done and there’s the same guy as before only now he has two plastic bags under this skin. Would you believe, two fuzzy circles suddenly appeared on the screen to hide the exact same nipples we saw two minutes earlier? No, I’m not making this up.

… Female breasts create furore, excitement and have people responding more sympathetically and generously… I am certain if we explored it some more, there’d be masses more evidence to demonstrate their hypnotic qualities…

So that brings me on nicely to the fact that I encounter many hypnotherapists, hypnotists and people claiming to know how to take another person into a state of hypnosis… Yet they struggle to do anything of the sort and their learning has either been from YouTube clips, a cheap audio programme or inadequate training and the individual being hypnotised is in no state anywhere near as profound or insular as that created by having seen a pair of breasts.

I have never done this in the past (asking for comments), but I’d really like your comments on this… Who (or what) is the better at inducing hypnosis?… Boobs, or a hypnotist you’ve encountered?

Have a wonderful day ;-)

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28 Responses to “Pair of Female Boobs Better At Hypnosis Than Most Hypnotists”

  1. Andrew Nicholson

    Hi Adam

    If elation can be considered a form of trance, then how about tit-elation?

    Posted by Andrew Nicholson on 27th April, 2010 at 10:03 am.

  2. admin

    Hahahaaa… Yes indeed Andrew, thank you for that. :-)

    Posted by Adam Eason on 27th April, 2010 at 10:13 am.

  3. Mel

    Hmmm … a picture high up on the wall in the practice for eye fixation? The question is whether the client would actually close his eyes ;)

    Posted by Mel on 27th April, 2010 at 10:47 am.

  4. admin

    Good point Mel… Maybe the picture could go on a roller blind of some kind and be moved down to move the gaze and induce hypnosis? ;-)

    Posted by Adam Eason on 27th April, 2010 at 10:58 am.

  5. Adrian

    Really good piece of writing; I definitely prefer breasts to poorly-trained hypnotists…

    Posted by Adrian on 27th April, 2010 at 11:19 am.

  6. Martin

    Boobs win every time Adam,

    Mainly for the reason for boys and girls, the first thing we see as leave the comfort and safety of the womb is this HUGE breast, it’s so big we can’t get our hands around it and we’re slapped right on it within minutes! (in most cases)

    It represents in our most formative years, food, life and it stops the pain of hunger in our little tummies.

    Any wonder then as we get older we are equally fascinated by the life giving memory of the boob?

    Best bet Adam, have a breast implant, where your shirts open wide and no doubt you’ll have 100% success!!

    Well, beats the heck out of an old fob watch!!

    Love

    Martin

    Posted by Martin on 27th April, 2010 at 11:25 am.

  7. Martin

    Sorry Adam, that’s “wear” your shirts open wide ;-)

    Posted by Martin on 27th April, 2010 at 11:26 am.

  8. admin

    @ Adrian – Thanks, I agree :-)

    @ Martin – Always good hearing from you … Have you ever seen the film ‘Meet The Fockers’ (follow up to ‘Meet The Parents’) where Robert De Niro plays a father who wants his grandson raised perfectly… He wears a fake boob (humourously referred to as a ‘manary gland’) filled with milk to feed the baby… Maybe something of a similar ilk would be more pertinent to us here than a full blown implant? ;-)

    Posted by Adam Eason on 27th April, 2010 at 11:56 am.

  9. Diane MacDowall

    Hi Adam, it’s the naked male form which has that kind of hypnotic effect on me… seriously…. it was good to point out though (pardon the pun) as I’d never actually realised it until I read your post…. lol :-)

    Posted by Diane MacDowall on 27th April, 2010 at 11:56 am.

  10. admin

    Diane, I understand and empathise, and thank you… Though I shall avoid the opportunity for a cheap Carry-On-Film-Style innuendo about pendulums and the male form…

    (ps. You and Andrew are incredibly inspiring the way you guys live and love life)

    Posted by Adam Eason on 27th April, 2010 at 12:02 pm.

  11. Keith Watson

    After Diane’s comment I better watch what I point out!

    Just loved the word boobnosis!

    Posted by Keith Watson on 27th April, 2010 at 12:04 pm.

  12. Joy Angelthorn

    I have a book I can lend you Adam called Ishtar Rising by Robert Anton Wilson that explores why attitudes towards the female breast correlate with war and peace – why female pacifists baring breasts in front of the Pentagon were unconsciously repeating an ancient ritual and why celibates have burned so many witches and much more!

    I think attraction to the female breast is innate, imprinted and instinctual both boys and girls are designed to suck from mothers breasts not daddy’s little flat boobies and the thought of sucking daddy’s big boobies is probably horrendous to most of us!

    I guess being such a powerful human archetype our unconscious is instantly drawn towards noticing impressive looking boobies. I was in the auction house the other day and a lady in there had it all going on and I was fascinated at how my eyes just kept wanting to wander back to her boobies… somehow something very deep inside me was captivated by this ladies breasts and I mused at how my unconscious manifesting conscious attraction hardly cared or wanted to notice anything else about the lady – I am definitely heterosexual by the way!

    So I agree boobs are definitely mesmerizing to most people I am sure. A fine pair of boobies will certainly grab the attention although I am considering maybe different boobs might attract different people – perhaps there is not a standard boobies that has this effect only different ones do it for different people!

    Or maybe there is the ultimate hypnotic pair of boobies somewhere that will instantly send anybody in to deep trance phenomena – what a weapon eh!
    Bless the lady who owns these!

    One last thing Adam – yes I am sure you will get into trouble for this!

    Posted by Joy Angelthorn on 27th April, 2010 at 12:04 pm.

  13. admin

    Keith, I think a boobnotist is someone who does boobnosis:

    “Look into my boobs…”

    I was going to say lets not milk that gag too much, but the pun extends even further…

    Posted by Adam Eason on 27th April, 2010 at 12:08 pm.

  14. admin

    Joy, thank you immensely for your considered and brilliant reply… Got me thinking even more… I have RAW’s Prometheus Rising and will search for Ishtar Rising… And yes I am certain that within the research by the afore memntioned Mr Lynn, he could have extended his analyses to the size and shape in relation to the level of tip left… Or even correlated the amount left by men compared to women.

    I have managed to avoid trouble up to this point… must be my lucky day… Usually I have several sniffy emails by this time of day…

    Posted by Adam Eason on 27th April, 2010 at 12:11 pm.

  15. Steve Bishop

    Very titilactating article :o)

    Posted by Steve Bishop on 27th April, 2010 at 12:22 pm.

  16. admin

    Steve – Hahahahaaa… I expect nothing less from you my man… Thanks for making me laugh out loud at my pc again today.

    Posted by Adam Eason on 27th April, 2010 at 12:24 pm.

  17. Joy Angelthorn

    Well I hope i am wrong about the ‘trouble’ thing Adam… sometimes it is good to be wrong.
    I also thought a wonderful article could be written about the hypnotic effect of the penis… I just cant imagine you writing it though Adam -;0)

    Posted by Joy Angelthorn on 27th April, 2010 at 12:52 pm.

  18. Gareth Jones

    Jubblyosis?

    I am finding this a hard subject to grasp to be honest….

    Posted by Gareth Jones on 27th April, 2010 at 1:00 pm.

  19. admin

    Hahaha, good effort Gareth… I am sure you’ll grasp it eventually… I had one comment at facebook from a guy who said “sorry, did you say something?” – I think many men have had one of those hypnotised moments.

    And Joy… I don’t think you’re ever wrong about anything, ever, never, absolutely… :-)

    Though I think I could potentially discuss the hypnotic effect of the penis, I may not be able to resist the urge to smirk like a 9 year old throughout the entire thing… You’re right, there is someone else out there better equipped for the job than me…

    Posted by Adam Eason on 27th April, 2010 at 1:16 pm.

  20. Diane MacDowall

    Lol…. Ladies, it’s time to get out there and buy those ‘boulder holder’ bras!!…. we could rule the world!!…. :-)))

    Posted by Diane MacDowall on 27th April, 2010 at 1:53 pm.

  21. Dominique

    Adam, I absolutely love this blog post! I do agree that boobs are very hypnotic indeed. I have often found myself looking at someone’s cleavage instead of their eyes, and Its not just men that are mesmerised by a nice boob or two. From birth most of us were kept alive by these magical things until 6 months of age when we moved onto solid food. Breastfeeding is one of the most wonderful things a mother can do for her child and it creates a powerful bond, not just with the mother but the breast itself, that obviously can last a lifetime. So yes, boobs…I am hypnotised by my own every day, I am hypnotised by other peoples (who have ones similar to my own) and I think it is a completely natural phenomenon. However, I fear I would be discredited if I were to suddenly “get them out” during a session!

    Posted by Dominique on 27th April, 2010 at 7:44 pm.

  22. admin

    Thanks Dominique… I do want it on the record that I am not suggesting to any female hypnotist or hypnotherapist that ‘getting them out’ is in any way professional or ethical or responsible… But heck, I am guessing that she’d get people into hypnosis ;-)

    Great hearing from you, loved your contribution here :-)

    Posted by Adam Eason on 28th April, 2010 at 7:43 am.

  23. Stuart

    Hey Adam,

    I think this could open a whole new range of possibilities for female hypnotists doing rapid inductions on beaches such as the ones around here where I live in southern Spain.

    “Press down on my hand as hard as you can whilst focusing all your attention on my boobs….now…. sleep!!”

    The difficulty in being able to completely focus on something (or things) that is (or are) wobbling about back and forth, side to side is all part of the process – but it does bring in to the equation another question…

    Would success be diminished for the hypnotist if she had false boobs? Because we all know they don’t wobble about half as much.

    Just a thought

    Stuart

    Posted by Stuart on 28th April, 2010 at 12:35 pm.

  24. admin

    Stuart you just made me laugh out loud, brilliant… I think the false boobnosis is a very valid point, but it is slightly flawed, after all with the classic eye-fixation inductions we just hold it still slightly above eye-line…

    Perhaps false boobnosis is actually a far better way to induce, the unpredictability of jelly-like boobnosis may become too much of a distraction to induce hypnosis in the classic sense.

    I think you may well divide the field with this posturing Stuart. ;-)

    Thanks for the hilarious contribution.

    Posted by Adam Eason on 28th April, 2010 at 1:00 pm.

  25. Stuart

    Well, I guess the only way to find out is to get out there with an assistant and do a few case studies this summer. Only problem is that if my assistants assets are too boobnotic I may not be able to hold their attention during my pre-talk… although I’m guessing I’ll have no problem with building expectation and motivation…

    I’ll let you all know

    Stuart

    Posted by Stuart on 28th April, 2010 at 1:26 pm.

  26. Andy

    for a start I very very much doubt I’d close my eyes if invited to look deep into a ladies cleavage, though yes the rest of the world sort of zones out for a bit.

    I’m sure that we can all look at breasts and one of the many feelings we get could well be that of reassurance, in other words the safety afforded to us whilst being nursed by our mothers.

    Am I right in saying that the main reason for trying to have a cleavage is to simulate the buttocks? And as anyone whose watched any nature programmes female apes tend to show sexual arousal by displaying the buttocks and tend to procreate in the position whereby the female buttocks are best displayed, i.e. ‘Doggy style’

    (and yes, I’ve struggled to put all this in ‘grown up’ words and not in an offensive way, lol)

    Posted by Andy on 28th April, 2010 at 8:23 pm.

  27. Sharon Stiles

    I always thought it would be a good induction for a female stage hypnotist. I just don’t have the right type of character (or body) to carry it off though.

    Best Wishes
    Sharon

    Posted by Sharon Stiles on 28th April, 2010 at 10:25 pm.

  28. admin

    Sharon… Thank you, always good hearing from you.

    Andy, you crack me up… I afforded myself a slight childish smirk, but read your message in the grown-up manner presented… A couple of things…

    - You don’t have to have your eyes closed to be in hypnosis. It helps, but is not essential.
    - I think evolutionary theorists would argue a case, as mentioned by others here, that the breasts they suckle at from birth become a haven for comfort and security… I have not heard the buttocks theory, but have seen those monkeys with the huge red backsides at the zoo and always find myself thinking that they look sore… I wonder if they evolved to create soft tissue paper, they may not be so red… But I digress… ;-)

    Posted by Adam Eason on 29th April, 2010 at 7:45 am.

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